It’s that funky time of the year and Red Rider is dropping a celebration so fly,
so hip, so cool—you’d better hope you’ve been good this year because if you ain’t, the big man’s gonna be coming for you! That’s right, Santa ain’t taking no sass this year. And unless you’d like a roundhouse kick to the face, you better be there.
It’s going to be hotter than chocolate and cooler than Frosty. It’s the grooviest party your candy cane butt will see this milk’n’fudge season. So roll to Red Rider’s crib, Thursday December 20th from 11am-3pm. There’s going to be fine food and the best in holiday sociality. Can you dig it, peppermint sucka?

Santa will be expecting you and your groove. Don't disappoint!

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The candy crusher.

1971 Blitzen.

Powder sugar daddy!

Laying it all out on the table.

RED RIDER CREATIVE PRESENTS:

A Santasploitation Party

It’s that funky time of the year and Red Rider is dropping a celebration so fly, so hip, so cool—you’d better hope you’ve been good this year because if you ain’t, the big man’s gonna be coming for you! That’s right, Santa ain’t taking no sass this year. And unless you’d like a roundhouse kick to the face, you better be there. It’s going to be hotter than chocolate and cooler than Frosty. It’s the grooviest party your candy cane butt will see this milk’n’fudge season. So roll to Red Rider’s crib, Thursday December 20th from 11am-3pm. There’s going to be fine food and the best in holiday sociality. Can you dig it, peppermint sucka?